Boy: Main keha sohneyo, jutti te badi sohni paai hoi hai.
Girl: Utaaroon kya?
Boy: Main keha pajaami te hor v sohni hai.....

61

Punjabi

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Really you are marvellous, affectionate, noble, naughty,
unique, natural, nice, intelligent.
In short Mannunni.

44

Malayalam

I met 7 angels & they wanted to meet an intelligent person,
I gave them UR Address.....
Dekha, unko kaisa Ullu banaayaa!!

91

Hindi

Just imagine life without girls..
Empty streets, silent markets
no crime, police at rest
no sms, mobile companies in losses
no flowers, no perfumes, no valentines
no suicides, no travelling
all the boys straight to Heaven ..

51

English |

When God thought that he can't be everywhere
to take care of His children
He made Friends..
When devil thought that he can't be everywhere
he made Boyfriends..

10

English |

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Open with Love
mujhe tumse kuch kehna hai
wahi baat jo dil ko choo jaaye
wahi Love " id="link6" class="smsLink"> pyaar ke 3 akshar
3 Golden Words
"Sudhar Ja Naalayak.."

10

Hindi |

Let me test your maths
(u can read only one time, OK)
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+8
-7
+2
Q: How many times you pressed the button..?

40

English

Things i like about u:
1. Your choice is very good (e.g. choosing me as friend )
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
Ab kya dekh rahe ho..?
Uske baad kabhi koi dhang ka kaam kiya hai..?

51

Hindi

Aapki shaan mein arz hai:
nazar bhar ke dekh liya hota
agar tamanna thi daraane ki,
hum yun hi behosh ho jaate
kya zaroorat thi muskuraane ki.

70

Hindi

Shaitan ne kaha kisi nek insaan ka number do,
apun usko tang karega.
Maine aapka number diya to shaitan bola:
Abey, marwayega kya?
Yeh to Boss ka number hai.

61

Hindi

Ek msg roz, keep d friends close,
ek din mein paanch, dosti per na aaye aanch,
ek din mein bees, tu pehle ek to bhej battmeez.

24

Hindi

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