Redefined Definitions:
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco with fire at one end n a fool at the other.
Lecture - The art of transfering a conscious person to a subconscious state.
Genius - See the sender's name

31

English |

No Quality + No Style = Laalu
No Quality But Style = Sania
Quality But No Style = Abdul Kalam
Quality + Style = Guess..
You are right..
press down to see name and phone number.

87

English |

I don't care what you think of me,
unless you think I'm awesome.
In which case you are right.

102

English |

Ret ki zaroorat har registaan ko hoti hai,
sitaaron ki zaroorat har aasmaan ko hoti hai,
tum humein bhool mat jaana kyonki..
sachche dosto ki zaroorat har kisi ko hoti hai.

185

Hindi |

Don't feel bad if someone rejects you,
people usually reject expensive things
because they can't afford them..

132

English |

One day all people of earth went to GOD and asked:
Who is the most loving and sweetest person on earth?
They all went to earth with a new question,
Who is ?

41

English |

It isn't always just how you look.
Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and
I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.

43

English |

PUNJABI
P: Pangebaaz
U: Unbeatable
N: Naughty
J: Joshiley
A: Azaad
B: Bahadur
I: Intelligent

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Punjabi |

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