Today Is Tom & Jerry's Memorial Day (jìchén). In Their Sweet Quotes

Today is Tom & Jerry's memorial day (jìchén).
In their sweet memory, please forward this sms to atleast one Cartoon.
I have done my duty.
Now it's your turn.

Aap mein n coke mein kya similarities hain.....
Both r sweet, cool, easily available n
sabse badi similarity......
DHAKKAN!

Kisi ne Dil badal liya,
kisi ne dhadkan badal li,
aap ke paas kuch bhi nahi tha badalne ko,
to aapne Mandir jaa kar Chappal hi badal li..?

Tera blood group kya hai, urgently call karke bataa.
Mere dost ke kutte ka accident ho gayaa hai,
Dr. ne kahaa hai ki kisi aawaara kutte ka khoon chaahiye.

Aankhon mein sharaafat..
Chaal mein nazaakat..
dil mein sachaai..
chehre pe safaai..
Phir kyon na kahe
har ladki..
aapko bhai!!

100gm mitti,
10gm kankad-pathar,
25 types ke keede-makode,
5gm makdee ke jaale,
50gm ghaas.....
Don't be surprised!
This is the CT scan report of your brain..

Did i do anything wrong..?
Then why are you avoiding me..?
Atleast remember me once in a week.
It's really hurting me.
with love ,
ur TooThBruSh.