Half of our mistakes in life arise from
feeling where we ought to think,
and thinking where we ought to feel.

00

English |

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Life is an echo, all comes back,
the good, the bad, the false, and the true so,
give the world the best you have and
the best will come back to you.

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English

हसरतों - ख़्वाहिशों को हक़ीक़त कर दे
कर दे आसमां सी हैसियत
है इस शहर में सब कुछ मुमकिन
फक़त साफ़ हवा और पानी को छोड़ के ..

20

Hindi |

The direct use of force is such a poor solution
to any problem,
it is generally employed only by small children
and large nations.
- David Friedman

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English |

Jeevan ka sabse bada rog,
"Kya Kahenge Log.."

180

Hindi |

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If you are not paying
you are  not the customer
but you are the product..

11

English |

Bhopal Gas Tragedy yaad aati hai aur
yaad aate hain Rajiv Gandhi ji aur Arjun Singh ji
ek jaanch to bhrasht officers par bhi banti hai
kamal nath ji bade achche hain..

13

Hindi |

Dowry stands for
D - Donkeys
O - Of the first order
W - Who can't stand on their feet
R - Rely on their wives riches
Y - Yet shameless

10

English |

A Mechanic was removing some engine parts
from a bike when he saw a Heart Surgeon in his shop.
He called the Surgeon and said:
Look at this engine.
I opend its Heart , took the valves out,
repaired and put them back.
So why do I get such a small salary and
you get such a huge sum.?
The Doctor smiled at the Mechanic and
came close to his ear and said:
Try the same thing when the engine is runing..

40

English |

Every moening get up and look through the list
of the richest people in the world .
If your name is not there,
please go and work hard
to be in that list
by doing smart work.
-Bill Gates

10

English

Children have trouble with objects
that have two names, or
objects that change names.

00

English |

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