Some husbands hold wife 's hand in Malls.
because if they leave her hand, she will go shopping..!
It looks Romantic but actually it's Economic..

21

English |

Some husbands hold wife 's hand in Malls.
because if they leave her hand, she will go shopping..!
It looks Romantic but actually it's Economic..

21

English |

Banta: Woh dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Santa : Arre tension mat le, Zeher bharwane aaya hoga..

1310

Hindi |

Hariyali Jhoola Teej hai aayo
naach reho baagaan ma mor
baithe ho aap office ma
aur main ho ri ghar ma bore..

217

Hindi |

Wife : I am firing out the driver form service,
because it is the second time that i escaped death today due to his rash driving.
Husband : Dear, just give him one more chance.

21

English |

Wife left a note on the Fridge:
It's not working!! I can't take it anymore, I've gone to stay at my Mom's place !!

Husband opened the Fridge, the light came on and the water was chilled...
What the hell was she talking about..? Fridge is working fine..!!

41

English |

Wife : "Women are not extravagant.
A woman can dress smartly on a sum
that would keep a man looking shabby."
Husband : That's right. What you dress on keeps me looking shabby.

00

English |

Gangaur utsav ke bhabhi bolein geet
Pooja vrat ki thali
le mehndi waale haathon mein
aao khaayein Ghewar, Bahadura, Chauguni ke Ladoo
aur bolein Jai Maa Gauri ki sab..

156

Hindi |

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