A Sardaar Made A Call To Airport And Asked How Long Quotes

A Sardaar made a call to airport and
asked how long is the journey
from Punjab to America..
Receptionist: One second, sir.....
Sardaar: Thank you.

In a marriage Daler Mehndi to sardaar: Bhai, kinni der gaawaaan?????
Santa : O gaa de ik adhaa,
baaki te fer sharaabian ne
GENERATOR di awaaz te hi nachchi jaanaa hai.

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes.
He got irritated..
drank poison and said
Now bite, u'll die bastards..

Santa was reading a blank paper.

Banta: ye kya hai.

Santa : meri glfrnd ka luv leter hai.

Banta: magar ye to khali hai. Santa : ajkal hum bat nahi karte.

How Santa bid farewell to Preeto:
Preetoji I am very sad
tussi jaa rahe ho,
tussi naa jaao.
Te je jaa hi rahe ho
te apni friend
Kammo da number de dena please
kade thoda dukh-sukh saanjha kar laange..

Santa , aapko logo ne kyon maara?
Santa : Arre yaar meri photo bus mein gir gayi thi.
Maine kaha Madam zaraa saaree upar kijiye, photo leni hai.

Santa was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.

The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,
“Order! Order!”

Santa responded immediately,
“Thank you , your honour! I’ll have a scotch and soda.”