After boarding AC Double Decker Express train Santa exclaimed,
Paise bachaane ke liye dekho
ek train ke upar
doosri train rakh kar chalaa rahe hain.
Banta: Oh nahi yaar,
upar waali train mein petrol khatam ho gaya hoga..

00

Hindi |

ਹੁਣ ਅਡੈਂਟਿਆਂ ਵੇਖ ਕੇ
ਗੁਰੂਘਰ ਬੰਦੇ ਬਾਡੋਗੇ ।
ਗੁਰਦੁਆਰੇ ਕਿਸੇ ਦੇ ਪੇ ਦੇ ਨਹੀਂ
ਇਹ ਸੱਭ ਦੇ ਪੇ ਦੇ ਤੇ ਸਾਂਝੇ ਨੇ ।

#GlasgowGurudwara
#SGPC

10

Punjabi |

Na jaan ki mustakbil mustaqil hi hoga
Lakhimpur Kheri ka hisaab hashiye pe hoga..

79

Urdu |

When a setback is encountered
it generally leaves a void.
Then there are numerous options
for filling that one gap.
But can anything fit perfectly ever..?
Life's living with such voids.
Sometimes we fill them with some option
to reduce the gap and
sometimes we are not really looking for something to fill in..

00

English |

बिन बुलाए आ जाते थे, गाँव में रोज़ मिलने
ये परिंदे भी शहर में मशरूफ़ बड़े हैं ..

10

Hindi |

Bolte kutte bhi hain
aur bolti koyal bhi hai..
fark bas itna ki chand fasaane
aapke kaano ko sun-na ganwara nahi..

10

Urdu |

होगा जशन धमाके वाला
सब साथी थामेंगे प्याला
देखो कहीं भूल ना जाना
दिवाली हमारे संग मनाना ..

2223

Hindi |

ਪੈ ਜਏ ਸਾਂਝ ਏਹੋ ਜੇਹੀ
ਸਾਨੂੰ ਜਾਣ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਨਾ ਬਨੈ
ਮਿਤਰਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਆਣ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਨਾ ਬਨੈ
ਆ ਜਏ ਤੇਰੇ ਦੱਸੇ ਰਾਹ ਤੇ ਤੂਰਣ ਦੀ ਜਾਚ
ਤੇ ਹੋਏ ਗੱਲਵਕੜੀ ਇਉਂ ਕੇ
ਫੇਰ ਬਰਡੇ ਮਨਾਣ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਨਾ ਬਨੈ ।

218

Punjabi |

We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..

03

English |

Great days are yet to come and
Great stories are yet to be written..
Have a Great Year 2018..

40

English |

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