00Some messages travel distant lands
and some die in hearts..
English |
00A kid asked Santa : Are you Punjabi?
Santa (proudly) : Yes.
Santa : But how do you know?
Kid : You are wearing a Kada.
Santa asks the kid : Are you Punjabi too?
Kid : Yes.
Santa : Do you drink Lassi daily?
Kid : No
Santa : Sorry, but then you are not a Punjabi.
Kid : Oh, I am Haryanvi.
Santa : Do you eat Ghee daily?
Kid : Yes
Santa (happily) : Yes, then you are Haryanvi..
English |
01A ministar exhibits brilliance
and a minister everything else..
English |
11जो पी रहे थे हमारे साथ
उनका जाम अभी बाकी है
गोलियाँ चलीं ज़रूर हैं मगर
इन्तक़ाम अभी बाकी है ।
Hindi |
02Aasmaano ki bijliyon se bhi ab darr nahi lagta
dosto ne subh-o-shaam aise kaside kase..
Urdu |
00You are here only now..the coming second is indefinite..
Better watch out spreading false egos and prides..
English |
6737आप दूर ही रहा कीजिये
पास होते तो शायद सितारे
भी अच्छे ना लगते ..
Hindi |
77अब तो मुरादें पूरी करना ही भगवान है
कोई और रिश्ता इंसान ने रखा भी कहाँ ..
Hindi |
01Ho noor itna ki woh bhi dekhein
jo hum dekhte hain..
aur hum bhi dekhein
jo woh dikha rahe hain..
Hindi
10मैं देता रहा दलीलें इंसाफ की उम्मीद में
मगर वो भी क्या कम थे
हर बार हमारी उम्र को तजुर्बे से जोड़ देते थे ..
Hindi |
20नेकी गुनाह है यहाँ
यह बेदर्द शहर है
मरने का इरादा हो भी अगर
तो कफ़न साथ रखना ..
Hindi |
3014A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..
English |
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