A kid asked Santa : Are you Punjabi?
Santa (proudly) : Yes.
Santa : But how do you know?
Kid : You are wearing a Kada.
Santa asks the kid : Are you Punjabi too?
Kid : Yes.
Santa : Do you drink Lassi daily?
Kid : No
Santa : Sorry, but then you are not a Punjabi.
Kid : Oh, I am Haryanvi.
Santa : Do you eat Ghee daily?
Kid : Yes
Santa (happily) : Yes, then you are Haryanvi..

00

English |

जो पी रहे थे हमारे साथ
उनका जाम अभी बाकी है
गोलियाँ चलीं ज़रूर हैं मगर
इन्तक़ाम अभी बाकी है ।

11

Hindi |

Aasmaano ki bijliyon se bhi ab darr nahi lagta
dosto ne subh-o-shaam aise kaside kase..

02

Urdu |

You are here only now..the coming second is indefinite..
Better watch out spreading false egos and prides..

00

English |

आप दूर ही रहा कीजिये
पास होते तो शायद सितारे
भी अच्छे ना लगते ..

6737

Hindi |

अब तो मुरादें पूरी करना ही भगवान है
कोई और रिश्ता इंसान ने रखा भी कहाँ ..

77

Hindi |

Ho noor itna ki woh bhi dekhein
jo hum dekhte hain..
aur hum bhi dekhein
jo woh dikha rahe hain..

01

Hindi

मैं देता रहा दलीलें इंसाफ की उम्मीद में
मगर वो भी क्या कम थे
हर बार हमारी उम्र को तजुर्बे से जोड़ देते थे ..

10

Hindi |

नेकी गुनाह है यहाँ
यह बेदर्द शहर है
मरने का इरादा हो भी अगर
तो कफ़न साथ रखना ..

20

Hindi |

A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..

3014

English |

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