Ho Noor Itna Ki Woh Bhi Dekhein Jo Hum Dekhte Hain.. Aur Quotes

Ho noor itna ki woh bhi dekhein
jo hum dekhte hain..
aur hum bhi dekhein
jo woh dikha rahe hain..

American: There may be bumps in the road,
that we have to overcome in USA.
Tintumon: There may be some road along with bumps
that we may get a chance to see in India.

Teacher : 100 dollars can be divided into how many people
if each person should get 30 dollars?
Santa : Unlimited.
Teacher : Are you nuts?
You can't do that.
Santa explains and teacher faints..

Details:
Santa : I will give 30 dollars to 3 people
and then will take back from them and
then I will give those to another 3 people
and then take back from them too
and so on..

Ibaadat-gaah ke hajoom se na dhoka ho rishi
suna hai malik-e-do-jahan tere seene mein bhi hai..

Woh nazar bahar thi ya roshni kya kahein
kehna mushkil hai magar
ek khushboo aaj bhi zehen mein mehakti hai mere..

Bam bhole ki goonji dhoom
devta bhi nache jhoom
hui kripa baba ki aisi
London bhi hum aaye ghoom..

स्वयं को सबसे बुद्धिमान समझना
किस बात की निशानी है ?

Details:
उत्तर : मूर्खता की ।