बेड़ियों में कैदी
हाथ में चाबी
जाए तो ख़िलाफ़त
रुके तो धिक्कार ..

10

Hindi |

Joke of the Century!
Highest literacy rate Indian state Kerala’s
Education Minister’s pilot car driving against the flow of traffic hits an ambulance and the Minister’s car didn’t bothered to stop by.
#ShameShameKerala
#RemoveKeralaEducationMinister

20

English |

हसरतों - ख़्वाहिशों को हक़ीक़त कर दे
कर दे आसमां सी हैसियत
है इस शहर में सब कुछ मुमकिन
फक़त साफ़ हवा और पानी को छोड़ के ..

20

Hindi |

To understand gravity of a situation
one has to understand gravity and
to understand gravity
one has to under stand..

60

English |

Bahut tez garmi hai saheb
kya karein
aapko dhoop se
aur bhikhari ko bhookh se..

21

Hindi |

Teacher : How many juice tetra packs can you
buy in 100 dollars if cost of one is 30 dollars?
Santa : 100 packs.
Teacher : Sorry, that's not correct.
Santa explains and the whole class claps..

Recepients:
Santa : I will buy 100 packs on credit by paying 100 dollars..

01

English |

मस्तिष्क का सदुपयोग करने से
विपत्तियों पर अंकुश लगा रहता है ..

21

Hindi |

स्वयं को सबसे बुद्धिमान समझना
किस बात की निशानी है ?

Details:
उत्तर : मूर्खता की ।

259

Hindi |

मूर्खता एक अभिशाप है
संभव हो तो मूर्ख व्यक्ति की
परछाई से भी बचें ..

33

Hindi |

Recommended for You »

  1. Earth May Stop Rotation Birds May Stop Flying Candles May Stop Melting Fishes ..
  2. Tinka Kabhu Na Nindiye Paanv Tale Jo Hoye Kabahun Udi Aankhon ..
  3. Mere Fazil Dost Kahaani Kuch Aise Likh Ki Padhne Ke Liye ..
  4. Pakistan To India Trust Us We Are Taking As Strong Steps ..
  5. Ab Itni Night Ko Apun Tere Ko Kisi Movie Ki Kahani ..
  6. Tum Se Bewafai Ka Koi Gilla Nahi Hai Hum To Faqat ..
  7. Santa Yaar Main Soch Raha Hun Ki Yeh Valentine Kaise Celebrate ..
  8. Yeh Din Yeh Raat Mujhe Achche Se Lagte Hain Tumhe Sochoon ..
  9. A Good Merchant Hides His Goods And Appears To Have Nothing; A ..
  10. Mustaqil Mujhi Ko Dekhti Rehti Hain Apni Nazar Pe Zara Nazar ..

Share & Let Everyone Read









Draw shape below and click submit button to send us your message:
आओ खेलें

लाल बूढ़क्की छू..

anagram quiz

About Us


Our logo expands to iOLdot - Ik Oankaar Lazeez Dimension of Texting which tries to reflect our ideology.

The purpose of this website is to develop a Dimension to Texting through the Aesthetics of Words by providing Unique, Decent, Pleasant, Pure, Gentle, Clean, Refined, Inoffensive Thought Provoking Wisdom Quotes, Funny Jokes, Shayari, Motivational SMS, Greetings, Wishes, Proverbs, Dohe, Love Messages & much more.. We also encourage you to be part of this journey & share your creative content with us. Play your flute here..



What's more


moderated-content-kids-safe

Moderated Content

Safe for people of all Age Groups including Children.
sms-api-always-win

API

Display SMS on your Website or Blog at Zero Cost.
rate-content

SMS Rating

Gives You Power to Rate Content.
« Stay In Touch »

Quality Improvement Initiative

Quality Improvement Program

On September 13, 2015 we took an initiative towards delivering high quality content. With every Lazeez SMS you will find two thumbs - one for upvote and one to downvote.

Sample thumb screenshot

You can cast your vote simply by clicking on the thumb icon.