Pokémon Go
No need to enter the Darwin Police Station
in order to catch a Sandshrew..

02

English |

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Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat.
The government hates competition..

- Vidhi
21

English |

You love someone..you marry someone else..
the one you marry becomes your wife or husband ..
and the one you loved becomes the password of your email id.

11

English

English to Hindi Translations
1. Yo baby! what's up?
मुन्नी , यह ऊपर क्या है ?
2. Listen buddy, that chick is mine!
सुनो दोस्त , वह मुर्गी का बच्चा मेरा है !
3. Are you nuts?
क्या आप अखरोट हैं ?
4. Let's rock the party.
चलो पार्टी में पत्थर मारते हैं |
5. Let's hangout yaar.
चलो बाहर लटकते हैं ..

01

Hindi |

Maine poocha chand se ke dekha hai khain
mere yaar sa hasin
chaand ne kaha abey paagal
itni unchaai se kuch dikhaai deta hai kya..

10

Hindi |

Boy: Yamraj ji, mujhe waqt se pehle kyun utha liya?
Yamraj: Dimag mat chaat, March mein closing hai,
target poora karna hai.

62

Hindi

How woman call their husband in first Seven Years:
1st Year: A G..
2nd Year: O G..
3rd Year: Sunte ho..
4th Year: O chintoo ke papa..
5th Year: Maine kaha sunte ho..
6th Year: Kahaan marr gaye..
7th Year: Aap aate ho ki main aaun..

30

Hindi

Two astrophysicists are discussing their research in a bar one evening
when a drunk who has been sitting and listening in at the next seat
turns and says, in a very worried voice,
"What was that you just said!!??"

"We were discussing stellar evolution, and I said to my colleague here
that the Sun would run out of nuclear fuel and turn into a red giant
star in about 5 billion years, possibly melting the Earth."

"Whew!!," says the drunk,
"You really had me worried. I thought you said 5 million."

00

English |

Indian Airline's slogan:
A warm experience and motherly treatment!
Warm because the ACs doesn't work and
motherly because all air hostesses are above 40..

00

English

Pakistan to India:
"Trust us, we are taking as strong steps against terrorism
as you are taking against corruption !!"

10

English |

Girl to her boyfriend: Can you drive the car with one hand..?
Boyfriend (romantically): Ya sure!
Girl: Taan nak saaf kar le sidla jeha,
kado da vagi jaanda hai.

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Punjabi

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