रोज़गार है तो सोमवार है,
वर्ना सातों दिन रविवार हैं..

10

Hindi |
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Inerviewer: What is recession?
Candidate: When 'Wine & Women' get replaced by
'Water & Wife ' that critical phase of life is called recession.

20

English

Do you want a Free Recharge card number?
Go down..
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Scratch here with a blade..

30

English

Kisi ne is par nazar daali..
Kisi ne us par nazar daali..
humne jis par nazar daali,
uske baap ne uski shaadi kar daali.

30

Hindi

Ek makhi ek ganje ke sir per baith gayi
to second makhi ne kaha: achcha house khareeda hai.
First makhi ne kaha: abhi toh bas plot hi khareeda hai.

04

Hindi

Hansa: AUTOMATICALLY matlab?
Praful: Jab auto mein baith kar koi ladki ganji ho jaaye
to usko kehte hain,
AUTO-MEIN-TAKLI!!!

32

Hindi

Question: Why Santa gave Oreo biscuit to
Chhota Bheem (chota bhim),
Chutki, Raju, Jaggu, Kalia and Dholu - Bholu..?

Answer: Because ladoo mein cream nahi hoti.

21

Hindi |

Meri dukh bhari kahani padho.
"ptdj werrbgjh gbhujik jhgf".
mujhe pata tha..
mera dukh koi nahi samajh payega.

41

Hindi

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3
4
5
6
7
8
9
0
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=
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+
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*
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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
THANK GOD all my mobile buttons are working fine.
Now you also check your's..

30

English |

If children's prayer had any effect,
there wouldn't be a single teacher alive.

20

English |

A man doesn't have vacation problems:
his boss tells him when to take them,
and his wife tells him where..

00

English |

Na Dekh Aasman ko itni Hasrat se..

ae insaan


Kisi Parindey ne Muh pe Potty Kar Di toh Sari Hasrat Nikal Jayegi..

84

Urdu |

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