11Man in God 's shop: Lord, what do you sell?
God : Whatever your heart desires!
Man: I want money, fame and power.
God smiled: Sorry son, I sell seeds not fruits.
English
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4318Digeye hoye da humesha hath fariye,
kadi paer ohna te dhariye na,
main kade na digeya ajj taain,
iss gal da dava kariye na..
Punjabi |
11In archaeology you uncover the unknown.
In diplomacy you cover the known. - Thomas Pickering
English |
00If we can't change ourself
we have no right to change the world ..
English |
20Why are we made to WRITE with PENCIL when we are SMALL
& later on with PEN?
Because MISTAKES
made at that time are allowd to be ERASED
but not later on!
English
![thinking-duck.jpg thinking-duck.jpg](/sms/new/img/thinking-duck.jpg)
22Sex is a game,
guy play it 'n gal get the blame,,,
1 ride of pleasure, 9 month of pain then
in the hospital CHOTU needs a name.
English
00It has been rightly said
measure your words and control your actions,
for it takes a lifetime to build a relation and
just a moment to destroy it.
English
10Why does a man fall in love ..?
Lack of Experience.
Why does he break off love ..?
Lack of Patience.
Then why does he want to fall in love again..?
Lack of Memory.
English
00Only a few people can feel the rain,
others just get wet.
Only a few lovers can feel the pain of depart,
others just find another.
English
199ना कोई किसी से दूर होता है
न कोई किसी के पास होता है
रिश्ते खुद चलके आते हैं
जब कोई किसी के नसीब में होता है ..
Hindi |
3411तुम मेरे बारे में कोई राय ना कायम करना,
मेरा वक़्त बदलेगा तुम्हारी राय बदल जाएगी..
Hindi |
40You will never know true happiness
until you have truly loved,
and you will never understand what pain really is
until you have lost it.
English |
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