12Office से सबसे late निकलते साहब से चौकीदार पूछता है :
साहब, क्या अभी कोई और भी है अंदर ।
साहब : अब अगर कोई होगा तो infra - red कैमरे से ही दिखेगा ।
Hindi |
412 seater helicopter crashed on a kabristan in Punjab.
Next day's news: Punjab mein hawaai jahaaz gira,
250 laashe dhoond nikali gai hain, aur talaash jaari hai.
Hindi
120What is attitude ..?
Three ants saw an elephant coming.
1st ant - We'll kill him.
2nd ant - We'll break his legs.
3rd ant - Leave him dude, he's alone,
and we r three.. that won't be fair.
English
32Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Love makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush Your Teeth.
English |
01Endegi kutahtar az an ast ke be khosumat bogzarad va ghalbha
- Mukhtar
geramitar az anand ke beshkanand.
farda tolu khahad kard, hata agar ma nabashim.
pas biaeid karte sukhteman ra be yekdigar bedahim!
Persian |
10Train me baithi ladki ne
platform par khade ladke se pucha:
kaun sa station hai ye...??
Ladka: friendship karogi to bataunga..
Ladki: hey bhagwan !
DELHI AA GYA!
Hindi
91Patient to Doctor:
Aapne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gayaa.
Doctor: Jaanta hun..
thappad ki aawaaz mujhe bhi sunaai di thi..
Hindi
30I once drank भांग and then wrote a book.
It was called 'The Big भांग Theory'.
Hindi |
11Couple silent in bed.
Wife thinks:
Why is he not talking to me?
Is he thinking of another woman ?
Does he like someone else?
Is he seeing someone?
Don't I appeal to him anymore?
Are wrinkles showing on my face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Have I put on weight?
Does my make up repel him these days.
Is he upset with my nagging?
WHY IS HE UPSET?
Husband thinking: Damnit man, Dhoni se kuch nahi ho Sakta, aur yeh Gautam gambhir..
Hindi
7710Convent school ke bache zoo me:
Oh!! wow monkey is sleeping don't distub..
Govt. school ke bache:
OYE OH VEKH TERA Peo SUTA AE..LYA VATTA MARIYE..
Punjabi
12Once in a jungle all animals were eating
Pan Paraag Pan Masala.
But Giraffe was not eating. Why ?
Because - Oonche Log Oonchi Pasand - Manikchand..
Hindi |
10Aaj ke baad na peeyenge sharaab
humne kasam khaai hai,
aur isi khushi mein
ek peti aur mangwaai hai.
Hindi
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