Eyes are good friends..
See together,
weep together,
close together.
But when a girl comes,
one eye starts blinking.
Moral- A girl can break good friendship .

10

English
mani_16_teasing.jpg

Aapki kashish sarfarosh hai,
aapka nasha u madhosh hai,
kya kahe tumse dost
jis paagal kutte ne aapko kata
wo ab tak behosh hai..

40

Urdu

AyzazypzykyzaTyzizymzyebyzazyryzbzyazyd
kzyazyrzynzyatzyhzyakyzayzrdzyiyza..
Confuse ho gaye..?
y aur z delete karo aur padho..!

34

Hindi

Paani mein tairna machchli ka style,
hawa mein udna panchi ka style,
different message bhejna apna style,
free mein sms padhna aapka style..
Padho-padho..kanjoos..

80

Hindi
spot-the-differences-mother-mouse-and-baby.jpg

Aap mein n coke mein kya similarities hain.....
Both r sweet, cool, easily available n
sabse badi similarity......
DHAKKAN!

31

Hindi

I can't help it but tell you that
awesome ends with 'me' and
ugly starts with 'u'..

21

English |

My sweetheart,
my kuchikoo,
my nonumonu,
my golumolu,
my darling,
my cutipie,
my jaanu,
my lovely ,
my heartbeat,
my sweetest,
DOGGY is missing dikhe to bataana.

04

Hindi

Girls are like Internet Viruses,
they ENTER ur life ,
SCAN ur pockets,
TRANSFER money,
EDIT ur mind,
DOWNLOAD their problems,
DELETE ur smile, and
HANG u forever..

50

English

IAH AYAG AYID ANAB FOOQAWEB OK PAA:-
Samjh aya?
Nahin?
Spelling end ki taraf se padho..

53

Hindi |

Mountaineering (Mountain Climbing) Summer Vacation Trip
Hurry..!! Limited Period Offer..!! Join Today..!!
Free Bedding..!! Free Meals..!! Free 24x7 Health Chek-Up..!!
.
.
Just a few hours climbing and rest vacation weeks in hospital..

11

English |

Arz kitta hai..
mathe te lahu.. sir te ret..
WAAH!!
Gaur karnaa..
mathe te lahu.. sir te ret..
kyonki..
Sajnaa ne phull maareyaa..
GAMLE SAMET..
WAAH!! WAAH!!

50

Punjabi

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