Eyes are good friends..
See together,
weep together,
close together.
But when a girl comes,
one eye starts blinking.
Moral- A girl can break good friendship .

10

English
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Tera blood group kya hai, urgently call karke bataa.
Mere dost ke kutte ka accident ho gayaa hai,
Dr. ne kahaa hai ki kisi aawaara kutte ka khoon chaahiye.

93

Hindi

100gm mitti,
10gm kankad-pathar,
25 types ke keede-makode,
5gm makdee ke jaale,
50gm ghaas.....
Don't be surprised!
This is the CT scan report of your brain..

50

Hindi

New punishment for mobile owners
missed call karne ke liye kaala paani,
sms karne ke liye faansi,
call karne ke liye umar-quaid
But u need not worry,
Kanjoos ko to ek lakh ka inaam hai.

51

Hindi

Premi apni premika se:
Teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam aaj ke baad..
arre zaalim keechad bahut ho jaata hai barsaat ke baad.

41

Hindi
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Ohnaa ne jagah jagah te naake laaye hoye ne,
Saare pange V tere hi paaye hoye ne,
2-4 Din gharon baahar na jaavin,
Baahar kutte fadan waale aaye hoye ne.

22

Punjabi

I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart & i got heart Attack..

60

English |

Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi,
jisme se sab perfume ki tarah ud jaata tha,
par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gayaa,
Bhagwaan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN dost sabko mile..!!

90

Hindi

When cloud breaks - rain falls
When coconut breaks - water falls
When love breaks - tears fall
When your head breaks - Oh HAY !

12

English |

Om namah shivaaye
on sai ram.. waheguru..
jai shri krishna..
daro mat, kisi ko bhejna nahi hai..
khud hi jap lo paapi.

40

Hindi

Friends are like fishes..
you have to sit patient for a long time to catch one..
just like i caught you..
better stay nice or i will FRY you..

20

English

Doctors and nurses are waiting for an operation of a mental.
But operation not yet started..
Becoz mental patient busy in reading sms.
Jaldi padho.

01

Hindi

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