Patni(Pati naal bazaar jaande hoye):
Ajj ta tussi bilkul madaari lagg rahe ho.
Pati: Jehde naal tere wargi baandri ture,
oh madaari nahi ta DC laggu..?

31

Punjabi

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Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.

10

English

Patni: Woh saamne sharaabi dekh rahe ho..
10 saal pehle maine us-se
shaadi ke liye inkaar kiya tha aur
woh aaj tak pee rahaa hai.
Pati: Waah!! itni lambi celebration.

12

Hindi

Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.

10

English

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.

00

English

Patni(Pati naal bazaar jaande hoye):
Ajj ta tussi bilkul madaari lagg rahe ho.
Pati: Jehde naal tere wargi baandri ture,
oh madaari nahi ta DC laggu..?

31

Punjabi

Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?

00

English |

First guy (proudly): "My wife 's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.

00

English

Santa 's son was filling An Application form..
The form askd abt "MOTHERTONGUE"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likhu.?
Santa : Likh puttar
Very LONG & UNCONTROLLED.

20

Punjabi

Life before marriage is Airtel - u can Express Urself.
After marriage is Reliance - Always get in Touch.
After honeymoon is Hutch - Wherever u Go ur partner follows
But after 10 yrs. Life is BSNL - Subscriber is not reachable.

10

English

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