Reality is an illusion
created due to lack of alcohol.
-------------Sir Johnie Walker.

156

English
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अच्छी पी ली ख़राब पी ली
जैसी पायी शराब पी ली ..

85

Hindi |

Santa was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.

The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,
“Order! Order!”

Santa responded immediately,
“Thank you , your honour! I’ll have a scotch and soda.”

- Tarun Goma

21

English |

He who drinks one glass of wine a day
will live to die some other way.

172

English |

How to Control Alcohol drinking habit?
One good way to reduce alcohol consumption is:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are Sad.
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are Happy .

116

English |
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My manner of living is plain and I do not mean
to be put out of it. A glass of wine and
a bit of mutton are always ready. - George Washington

44

English |

Aaj utni nahi mai-khane mein,
Jitne kabhi chhod diya karte the paimane mein..

- Vikas Umrao

65

Urdu |

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,
but then again, neither does milk.

112

English |
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Nasha pila ke giraana to sab ko aata hai
mazaa to jab hai ke girton ko thhaam le saaqi
kahin khaali pyaale hain, kahin saagar labaalab hain
ye kya daur hai saaqi, yeh kya taqseem hai saaqi..

51

Urdu |

साक़ी के हाथ में पैमाना हो
तो महफ़िल में सुरूर कैसे हो ..

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133

Hindi |
white-wine.jpg

Ek sharaabi teesri manzil se gira.
Uske aas-paas log ikat-tha ho gaye..
Kisi ne poocha: Bhai, kya hua..?
Sharaabi: Pata nahi, main bhi abhi aaya hun..

6214

Hindi |

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