00It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
English
00Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven !
Rest enjoy heaven here on earth.
English
00I think one of the greatest things about marriage is
that as both husband and father, I can say anything
I want to around the house.
Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
English
40Pati: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.
Pati: Daal chawal bana lo.
Patni: Abhi kal hi to khaye the.
Pati: To sabji bana lo.
Patni: Bachche nahi khate.
Pati: Fir keema.
Patni: Mujhe elergy hai.
Pati: Parathe?
Patni: Raat ko parathe kaun khata hai?
Pati: Kadhi?
Patni: Dahi nahi hai.
Pati: Fir kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.
Hindi
00Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?
English |
10Men are idiots and I married their king.
English |
03Before marriage , a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage , the "y" becomes silent.
English
00We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.
English
10My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t..!
English |
00Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
English
10Wife : Darling, today is our anniversary.
What should we do..??
Husband : Let us stand in silence for two minutes.
English
00Prospective husband : Do you have a book called,
"Man, the master of woman "?
Sales girl: The fiction department is
on the other side, Sir.
English
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