Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,
but then again, neither does milk.

52

English |

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daru ki wajah se barbaad ek aadmi
apne ghar se daru ki khaali bottles fek raha tha.
Pehli fek kar bola: Teri wajah se meri naukri chali gayi.
Dusri fek kar bola: Teri wajah se mera ghar chala gaya.
Teesri fek kar bola: Teri wajah se meri biwi chali gayi.
Fir fourth uthaai to woh bhari hui nikli..bola..
tu side mein ho ja, isme tera koi kasoor thode hi hai.

8813

Hindi

Sharaabi apne ghar ko taala nahi lagaate
botal aur dil dono khula rakhte hain
mood ho to aa jao..

73

Hindi |

Sharaabi boy proposed a girl:
You are as strong as Rum
as fine as Wine
as cool as Beer
as classic as Whisky &
and believe me I am totally 'Talli' on You..

174

English |

Takht badle kai hazaar magar
parinde pedon par hi sote hain
ruswa hue bhi teri mehfil se to kya
hum aaj bhi paimaana-dar-paimaana peete hain..

24

Urdu |

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Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive.

62

English |

मुश्किल है बता पाना
मगर कोशिश मेरा हक़ है
तूने कल रात फिर से पी है
मुझे पूरा शक है..

Mushkil hai bataa paana
magar koshish mera haq hai
tune kal raat fir se pee hai
mujhe poora shaq hai..

5732

Hindi |

Pee kar jhooth nahi bolta fir bhi
baaton par meri kisi ko aitbaar nahi..

95

Hindi |

theka-punjab.jpg

अच्छी पी ली ख़राब पी ली
जैसी पायी शराब पी ली ..

01

Hindi |

daru se nasha badhta hai
nashe se junoon
junoon se mehnat
mehnat se paisa
paise se izzat
isliye izzat paane ke liye
daru peena bahut zaroori hai..

10529

Hindi |

white-wine.jpg

Narad Muni dharti par BEER pene aya.
12 botal pilane ke baad waiter bola:
Aapko chadti kyun nahi..?
Narad Muni: MAIN BHAGWAN HOO.
Waiter: Chad gayi Na!

7124

Hindi

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