20If at first you don't succeed,
destroy all evidence that you tried.
English |
30Pappu ki roti par se chuha gujar gaya.
Pappu: Ab main ye roti nahi khaounga.
Papa: Kha le beta chuhe ne kon si chapplen pheni hui thi.
Hindi
01It is not the fall that kills you,
it is the sudden stop at the end.
English |
50LKG ke kid ka paper me zero aaya.
- Hemant Singh
Angry Father: What is this?
Kid: Papa, teacher ke pass Star khatam ho gaye, to Moon de diya.
Hindi |
00Funny ironic word combinations
1. Clearly misunderstood
2. Exact estimate
3. Small crowd
4. Act naturally
5. Found missing
6. Fully empty
and
7. HAPPILY MARRIED!!
English |
30Do you want a Free Recharge card number?
Go down..
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Scratch here with a blade..
English
00A kind word and gun gets you more than a kind word alone.
English |
31Izhaar-e-Kadki = Paise ki Killat
1 Dost - Yaar aajkal GF se udhaar le kar
kaam chala raha hun.
2 Dost - Mere paas to cigarette
tak ke paise nahi hain..
Hindi |
41संता की मौत बिजली गिरने से हो गई
पर उसकी लाश मुस्कुराते हुए मिली
भगवान ने पुछा ऐसा क्यों ?
संता - मैनु लगा जी कोई फोटो खींच रहा है ..
Santa ki maut bijli girne se ho gai
par uski laash muskuraate hue mili
Bhagwan ne poocha aisa kyun?
Santa - Mainu laga ji koi photo kheench raha hai..
Hindi |
32Hansa: AUTOMATICALLY matlab?
Praful: Jab auto mein baith kar koi ladki ganji ho jaaye
to usko kehte hain,
AUTO-MEIN-TAKLI!!!
Hindi
10Boss : Pichle 6 mahino mein tumne kitni chhutiyan li hain,
kabhi bimari to kabhi honeymoon to kabhi bachche ki bimari.
Ab kya hai?
Employee: Sir, kal meri shaadi hai.
Hindi
10I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight..!
English |
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