118Sharaabi apne ghar ko taala nahi lagaate
botal aur dil dono khula rakhte hain
mood ho to aa jao..
Hindi |
65Aaj utni nahi mai-khane mein,
- Vikas Umrao
Jitne kabhi chhod diya karte the paimane mein..
Urdu |
156Reality is an illusion
created due to lack of alcohol.
-------------Sir Johnie Walker.
English
711Hor peg paa de sohneya
ajj tuttan ni deni glassi..
- Song: Patiala peg laa chadi-da
Punjabi |
1316Main keha dark glasses laa ke chalaange,
sohne peg bana leyaae..
Punjabi |
85अच्छी पी ली ख़राब पी ली
जैसी पायी शराब पी ली ..
Hindi |
112Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,
but then again, neither does milk.
English |
7427Narad Muni dharti par BEER pene aya.
12 botal pilane ke baad waiter bola:
Aapko chadti kyun nahi..?
Narad Muni: MAIN BHAGWAN HOO.
Waiter: Chad gayi Na!
Hindi
12137Daru se nasha badhta hai
nashe se junoon
junoon se mehnat
mehnat se paisa
paise se izzat
isliye izzat paane ke liye
Daru peena bahut zaroori hai..
Hindi |
108Sadak par roshni sahi
fir bhi sambhal kar chaliye
yahaan har jurm ka gunhagaar
sharaabi hi hai..
Hindi |
5811Sharaabi eyes donate karne gaya.
Counter clerk: Kuch kehna chaahte ho?
Sharaabi: Jise lagaao use bata dena,
yeh do peg ke baad khulti hain..
Hindi
144I don't drink;
it dulls the drugs.
English |
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