When A Newly Married Couple Smiles, Everyone Knows Why. When A Ten-year Quotes

When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.

A new metal is added to the periodic chart of chemistry.
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical Properties :
Boils at any time.
Can freeze at any time
Melts if treated with love and care.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties :
Very reactive
Highly unstable
Possess strong affinity for gold, silver,diamond and platinum.
Money reducing agent.
Occurrence :
Mostly found in front of the mirror...:D =)) :)

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.

Prospective husband : Do you have a book called,
"Man, the master of woman "?
Sales girl: The fiction department is
on the other side, Sir.

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.

Life before marriage is Airtel - u can Express Urself.
After marriage is Reliance - Always get in Touch.
After honeymoon is Hutch - Wherever u Go ur partner follows
But after 10 yrs. Life is BSNL - Subscriber is not reachable.