Manzil To Mil Hi Jaayegi, Bhatak Ke Hi Sahi. Gumraah Toh Quotes

Manzil to mil hi jaayegi, bhatak ke hi sahi.
Gumraah toh woh hai jo ghar se nikle hi nahin!

Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'

Ae bure waqt zara adab se pesh aa
kyunki waqt nahi lagta waqt badalne mein..

Old age is when one starts
turning off lights
for economical
rather than
romantic reasons.

Life is different than a teacher,
a teacher teaches lesson and then takes an exam ,
BUT Life takes the exam first and then teaches a lesson..

A ministar exhibits brilliance
and a minister everything else..

हसरतों - ख़्वाहिशों को हक़ीक़त कर दे
कर दे आसमां सी हैसियत
है इस शहर में सब कुछ मुमकिन
फक़त साफ़ हवा और पानी को छोड़ के ..