daru se nasha badhta hai
nashe se junoon
junoon se mehnat
mehnat se paisa
paise se izzat
isliye izzat paane ke liye
daru peena bahut zaroori hai..


Hindi |

हर जाम के साथ कसमें भरना
आप तो पीने का सलीका भूल गए ..


Hindi |

Reality is an illusion
created due to lack of alcohol.
-------------Sir Johnie Walker.



My manner of living is plain and I do not mean
to be put out of it. A glass of wine and
a bit of mutton are always ready. - George Washington


English |


Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive.


English |

अच्छी पी ली ख़राब पी ली
जैसी पायी शराब पी ली ..


Hindi |

Punish the person, not the whiskey,
Jack never did anything wrong,
and the whiskey itself is innocent.
- Kyle MacDonald,
a Jack Daniel’s drinker from British Columbia


English |


Sadak par roshni sahi
fir bhi sambhal kar chaliye
yahaan har jurm ka gunhagaar
sharaabi hi hai..


Hindi |

Hum To Nikle The
Talash-e- Ishq
Me Tanhaiyo Se Darr Kar.





Garmi bohut thi!
hum beer pee kar waapas aa gaye.


Hindi |


रोक दो मेरे जनाज़े को
मैंने कहा रोक दो मेरे जनाज़े को
कि मुझमें जान आ गई है
पीछे मुड़कर देखो यारों
दारु की दुकान आ गई है ..

Rok do mere janaaze ko
maine kaha rok do mere janaaze ko
ki mujh mein jaan aa gayi hai
peeche mud kar dekho yaaron
daaru ki dukaan aa gayi hai..


Hindi |

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