Santa Ne Ek Naamcheen Karamaati Insaan Se Poocha: Aap Meri Sharab Quotes

Santa ne ek naamcheen karamaati insaan se poocha:
Aap meri sharab churwa sakte ho..?
Karamaati: Haan kyun nahi.
Santa : To police ne meri 22 bottlein pakri hain. Churwa do.

Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive.

My manner of living is plain and I do not mean
to be put out of it. A glass of wine and
a bit of mutton are always ready. - George Washington

Narad Muni dharti par BEER pene aya.
12 botal pilane ke baad waiter bola:
Aapko chadti kyun nahi..?
Narad Muni: MAIN BHAGWAN HOO.
Waiter: Chad gayi Na!

Ek AMLI duje AMLI nu kehanda:
Chota hunda mai kothe ton dig pya c.
2 AMLI: Tu BACH GAYA c ke mar gaya c?
1 AMLI: Salea mainu ki pata, mai oudu nikka jeya ta c.

Santa was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.

The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,
“Order! Order!”

Santa responded immediately,
“Thank you , your honour! I’ll have a scotch and soda.”

Sharaabi eyes donate karne gaya.
Counter clerk: Kuch kehna chaahte ho?
Sharaabi: Jise lagaao use bata dena,
yeh do peg ke baad khulti hain..