Kid : I Need A Burger. Santa : But That's Stale Quotes

Kid : I need a burger.
Santa : But that's stale roti.
It becomes puffy as it expires..

Smartest thing santa ever did.
He changed his passwords to incorrect.
So whenever he forgets, the computer will remind him,
'Incorrect username or password.'..

Santa : Oye! murge di tang kithe aa..?
Waiter: Sir, murga langda tha.
Santa : Aur dil?
Waiter: Sir, woh murgi le gai.
Santa frustrated: Abey dimaag to hoga..?
Waiter: Sir, Murga bhi sardaar tha.

Santa & Banta were crossing river on a boat.
Banta - Hey ! this boat is sinking.
Santa - Doobne de yaar, kaun si apni hai..

Santa : Banto ji, yeh roasted chicken
taa waise bada tasty hai,
par thoda ajeeb sa kyon lag rahaa hai?
Banto: Thoda jal gayaa si ji,
is lai dettol lagaa ditti.

Santa in a Bank Test..
Q: What is a Cyclone?



Santa answers: "It is the smallest Loan given by a Bank to purchase a cycle....!"

Teacher: If I give you two rabbits, and two rabbits and two more rabbits then
how many rabbits you will be having..?
Santa : Seven.
Teacher: Oh! Listen carefully.
If I give you two rabbits, and two rabbits and two more rabbits then
how many rabbits you will be having..?
Santa : Seven.
Teacher: Ok. Let me ask you
If I give you two chocolates, and two chocolates and two more chocolates then
how many chocolates you will be having..?
Santa : Six.
Teacher: Good. Now tell me
If I give you two rabbits, and two rabbits and two more rabbits then
how many rabbits you will be having..?
Santa : Seven.
Teacher: How is that..?
Santa : I am already having one at home.