212तू अंधेरों के सफ़र में हमसफ़र ढूँढने चला है नादां
हमने रौशनी में भी सायो को कतराते देखा हैं ..
Hindi |
10A bad attitude is like a flat tyre,
you can't go anywhere until you change it..
English |
00Satisfaction is the highest level of happiness and
it is easily attained when you have no expectation..
English
158सबके दिल में प्यार का अरमान बन कर जी सकूं,
- Vikas Umrao
मुश्किलें में भी कभी आसान बन कर जी सकूं,
मुझसे मेरी जात, मजहब, नाम सब कुछ छीन लो,
जिससे मैं इंसान, बस इंसान बन कर जी सकूं..
Hindi |
00We are free men;
free to eat what we fancy, or
to eat intelligently and cultivate a healthier taste;
free to climb to the stars, and
free to slide down
into our own particular hell. - Al Koran
English |
10Why does a man fall in love ..?
Lack of Experience.
Why does he break off love ..?
Lack of Patience.
Then why does he want to fall in love again..?
Lack of Memory.
English
10People, food, colour, air, language everything changes..
But the sky looks the same wherever you go..
English |
03We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..
English |
158Woh bachpan ki amiri na jaane kaha kho gayi,
jab paani mein humaare bhi jahaaz chalte the..
Hindi |
00Parents always teach their kids not to talk to strangers.
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But the funny thing is that they strictly support arranged marriage ..
English |
10Difference between ability and character:
Ability can take you at the top
But
It is character which keeps you at the top..
English
13Three Things to Watch:
Beauty, Behaviour, Action
Three Things to Control:
Tongue, Temper, Temptation
Three Things to LOVE :
Purity, Honesty, Hard Work
Now send it to Three lazy people as i did..
English |
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